the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive

I thought you were ‘mine’ because you said you were. But hey! You’re all happy with someone elseeee

Like seriously? When the fuck is it my turn to finally be happy AND be liked back for once? When? I’m sick and tired of being sad and rejected.

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex best friend,
Dear best friend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

dilemmemily:

one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves

Follow @AverageBran bc he’s swagtastic and he follows back (:

tardisol:

i-amwho-i-am:

what if a guy in a hoodie comes up to you and hands you a giant book and gives you a sly smirk. when you start to read it, you realize it’s a book about your entire life. would you read it to the end?

what if you read it up to where you are now and then you realize that there’s only like three pages left when you get there

nipunthorat:

I wanna die but maybe something cool will happen so ill stay alive for now